photo by Ralph Bentpaw (bartender)
As he lay in the cozy next to the well chewed bar, Humphrey Bogart Dude looked the new puppy in the eye,
“Warf warf warf, narknark warf work work, hark warf warf warf!”
The stogie chew in the side of his mouth preventing his lips from forming
the hard ‘B’ at the front of each word!
Translation: Barf barf barf, barkbark barf bork bork, bark barf barf barf!
Humanese: “I was here when my brother bit it, and I’ll still be here when you bite it, see!