Sitting upon my throne
Doing a morning chore
When I looked up from my Digest
To see her hiding
Behind the bathroom door.
Filled with my blood
Blinded by the light
I grabbed a wad
Folded it just right!
I had just been thinking
How nice it was
The cold outside
Would finally do them in
And wouldn’t you know
Just as I thought that
I found one, within!
So I leaned forward
One crouching step
Side shuffling my pants across the floor
And squashed that
That will suck my blood
Ronald Douglas Drobeck 9:45 am
11/13/18 ….. came out ten minutes ago.
Scott (click on your name)
Greenfields (click on the title)
Even though the truth is documented and witnessed, over half of the people insist on living within, and passing laws that credit lies, so that the heart of the weak and the pocketbook greedy may be satisfied.
As long as we live in a untruth oriented life…. our human troubles will increase outside those of nature that we may not be able to prevent. (Even the cost of raging nature can be made worse by those ignoring or lying about what can be done) Ronald Douglas Drobeck
My newest favorite sammich. I don’t know if samich is spelled with one m or two, but it looks better with two. Both are now accepted in my dictionary in the computer.
Are you ready?
Two slices of your favorite rye bread including pumpernickel.
Two or more slices of sammich ham. I’m using slices of Costco sammich ham.
Some Tostidos brand cheese spread at whatever heat rating you like. I use medium (gringo)
6 to 12 chopped pimento stuffed olives roughly chopped. I used 9 today.
You can make variations like toasting the bread etc.
So spread a thin layer of Miracle Whip on both slices.
Then the amount of cheese spread on one slice as thick as you can handle without making it drip I suppose.
Add the ham in whatever artful fashion you desire.
Add the chopped olives to the cheese spread side of the bread.
Slice the bread on the bias. Place it on the plate with your favorite chips or cold salad like my macaroni salad.
Take your noon medications.
Then enjoy! rdd